Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 01:22 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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I’m now in the last stretch of the game, which means wrapping up the lengthy side-quests that have kept us busy the entire time. Starting with the Star Map, which is only short one piece once you finish the character quests.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 01:24 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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We’re kind of running out of places to look, though. Let’s ask the Keeper if he has any information about the last fragment’s whereabouts... which makes him start philosophizing. Also featuring an unusually polite Kalas.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 01:27 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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I kind of like this, TBH. There’s something terrifying about putting the finishing touch to a giant project that is deeply significant to you. Or finishing a game you’ve enjoyed a lot!
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 01:33 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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You guessed it, the Keeper had the last fragment all along. It’s Cetus, the Whale. Which contains a few stars with familiar names: Mira, and Zeta Ceti also known as... Baten Kaitos.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 01:35 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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Wrapping up the Keeper’s mini-arc. This would work a bit better if the doubt was hinted at earlier, or if this didn’t come so soon after handing in fragment 49.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 01:39 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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I’m pretty sure “Shimmering light, come forth” is one of Xelha’s finishers openings? Hmm.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 01:41 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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We then get a bit of background on the maker of the Star Map. Since it’s said to have been made 50 years ago, I wonder if BKO does anything with it! (This is not asking for answers, I’ll find out soon enough)
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 01:44 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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*thousand-yard craftsperson stare* No, definitely not a relatable existential anguish there, not one bit
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 01:47 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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Our final reward, fittingly, is The Fool major arcana. It’s another unusable gimmick card that changes every third second and fills up 22 slots in the Magnus Gathering by itself.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 01:49 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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Like a lot of major arcana, the typical interpretation isn’t the obvious one, but a fluffier one. The Fool is indeed about foolishness and a lack of care, but also about new beginnings, innocence, the potential that comes with being unburdened. It’s a fitting reward.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 02:09 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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Next: zoo turn-in, then the last members of Quzman’s family. One of them’s been standing under a waterfall in Sadal Suud since the very start of the game and must be getting wrinkly.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 05:42 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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Off to Wazn to deliver the last animal! But first, let’s check on the Ice Sculptor / Terrible Father who asked Xelha if he could make her a queenly statue. Indeed he has, and... oh no. Well, guess we’re coming back in a while. Unsure about the time criteria, it’s not just a rest.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 05:44 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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We turn in the last animal (I’d previously delivered everything except the Olifant), and get Xelha’s last equipment. The room is now a mess. Each character gets a “protects from everything, causes confusion” and “protects from nothing, has super-high stats” item, except Mizuti.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 05:46 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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Ma’am that’s not how biology works. You’re also going to need separate enclosures because that Bunnycat is probably eyeing some of those birds, to start with. And better accommodations. Someone call animal welfare.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 05:49 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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As mentioned the room is now an EXTREMELY LOUD mess filled with intelligent dialog. We’re done here, that’s the second ongoing quest in the bag.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 05:51 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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On my way to the last (ish) family member, I pick a few fights to finally do the Secret Recipes combo and gets ABSURDLY lucky on second try.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 05:53 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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Absurdly lucky, because: - You need to chain all 9 of them in numerical order. - You only get 7 cards in-hand. - So you need to accumulate 7 in there, with 1 and hopefully mostly early numbers. - And pray that the last two show up while you’re running through the combo.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 05:54 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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Last time I did this it took literally hours of trying, but this went smoothly. HURRAY. Anyhow, now we can make Mister Waterfall Training sign the Family Tree ‘cause we found his wife in the desert. “They don’t talk much”, apparently.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 06:20 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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Guess we weren’t done with the fat jokes. Anyhow, the douchy gym rat signs for his mother and that’s the family tree complete!
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 06:24 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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We’ve found everyone! Quzman can now go rot in hell like the misogynist he is, because those last two sentences are pretty contradictory.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 06:29 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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He starts disappearing... then remembers that his brother went off somewhere and he’s like to see him too. The Delinquency Stone, you say?
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 06:44 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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So we hoof it back to Zosma Tower, grab another one of the unexplainably precious green crystal, and clamber back up to the first-to-last floor.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 06:46 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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SOMEONE has already solved the entire tower, you just need to get on the elevators. Come on. What is it with this family and the dying wish dramatics?
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 06:49 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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We hand off the item, he signs the family tree... “Passed away”? What do you mean passed away?
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 06:50 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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He’s sorry to break a promise, but he’s just done. Another beam of celestial light claims him, and we’re done.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 07:02 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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We go back to the house and find everyone tossing glittering confetti of some sort. Plus Zuhr making an assessment that I’ll read as “he’s a jerk anyway”.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 07:04 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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We get the last equip item as a reward, and bye Quzman. Quest DONE.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 07:06 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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The entire family then forms a circle for a dance. Except the nerds sitting on the side, and the fat people because HAHAHA OF COURSE THEY CAN’T DANCE. For fuck’s sake. The double-married man also brags about successfully deceiving his wives into thinking they’re the only one.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 07:07 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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Overall this quest would be much improved by Quzman not being so proud of being an ass to his ex-wives, Sabin getting yeeted out the window by his deceived wives, and just NOT on all the fat jokes. But hey, we’re done, no more of that.
Lia
@liareplaysbk
· 07:08 PM · Dec 18, 2020
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That’s all the sidequests! Next time, which might be later today or not, I’ll go open Cor Hydrae and start the last dungeon. Probably another two days of idle before the shampoo turns, but... might finish this week-end, and otherwise on Monday.